That jokes

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I wish death was in the form of a woman.

That way, it would never come for me.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

What do you call an Asian that was born too early?

Wong Tai Ming.

What do you call a parent that is pregnant?

Buy one, get one free.

What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.