That jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.

Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.

Doc: What's wrong with that?

Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

Is that my student?

Na! It is Jesus!

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

What do you call an Asian that was born too early?

Wong Tai Ming.