A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Timmy and the Teacher
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Timmy tells his dad he did the deed with his teacher, right? Dad, being a total moron, gives him a bike. But here's the kicker: Timmy can't even ride it 'cause his rear end is all sore from, well, you know. It's funny 'cause Timmy's dad is rewarding behavior that definitely warrants a call to the authorities. You probably think that's ok, don't you?