My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
My sister says I’m annoying , or that’s what i read in her diary.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family
Q: how did burger king get diary queen pregnant A: he forgot to wrap his whopper
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What did Ron put in his diary? I Her-mio-ne after I banged her last night.
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary? Concentration problems.
Me when I find my sisters diary: oooooo
