Technology jokes
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Redmi
Microwave.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?