Technology jokes
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Memes
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!