Technology jokes
He lost Wifi connection...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Memes
me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
Microwave.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.