Technology jokes
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.