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Technology Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Anybody home? :)
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Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
