Technology jokes
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Memes
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!