
Technology jokes
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Redmi
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
He lost Wifi connection...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
Microwave.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
