Technology jokes
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.