Software jokes

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He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.

Facial detection? More like racial detection.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their cache.

Are you interested in it?

More than two boot branches.

Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.

Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!