The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
he's not really dead, his update failed
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
How is Steven hawking so smart... he uploads it to his software
Hatsune miku is not from an anime
an orphan tried to make an app about orphans but their was no home page
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
