Software jokes
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.
How many software engineers?
Again, none. It's a hardware problem.
How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?
Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
Fortnite Android Beta
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
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Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."