Nun on Wheels

Alright listen up, numbskull. So, a "nun" is a lady who's, like, super religious and doesn't get down with dudes. A "Virgin" is someone who ain't never done the deed. Get it? And "Virgin Mobile" is a phone company! It's funny 'cause it sounds the same, and nuns in wheelchairs need phones too, probably to call for, like, divine assistance or roadside assistance, since they're a bit slow.