Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that orphans don't have parents, and therefore they don't have a "home phone" because they don't have a home to put it in. Get it? Of course you don't, because you also probably think the earth is flat and that birds are government drones, you silly goose!