Technology jokes
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Pop-up. P
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Microwave.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!