Technology jokes
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Pop-up. P
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
He lost Wifi connection...
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
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