Technology jokes
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
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Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!