Technology jokes
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.