Redmi
Technology Jokes
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
He lost Wifi connection...
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
I love you, my new phone! 📲
