Technology jokes
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I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Memes
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.