Technology jokes

Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

Why did Stephen die so early?

He didn't use long lasting batteries.

Why can't orphans have a computer?

They don't have a home page.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

Pop-up. P

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.

Chat date for Gwen and Tj.

Anybody home? :)

XEvil 4.0: revolution in automatic CAPTCHA solution.

XEvil.Net

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.