Technology jokes
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Memes
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Pop-up. P
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Anybody home? :)
XEvil 4.0: revolution in automatic CAPTCHA solution.
XEvil.Net
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Redmi
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.