Technology jokes

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

Orphans can't find the home page.

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error, error, error.

System shutting down.

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?

Because when it beeps, it's him!

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

The Virgin Mobile.

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?