Technology jokes
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Memes
Fuck you
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.