Technology jokes
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
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I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.