Technology jokes
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
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What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.