Technology jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.