Technology jokes

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?

Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.

Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

Orphans can't find the home page.

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He turned off the Wi-Fi.

The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

The Virgin Mobile.

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?