How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
POV: WJE adds a tracking system into the explain bear.
US: Doesn't notice the change till he starts saying everyone's exact location.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV? His little brother with the Console
What’s missing from a orphans iPad
The home button
Why don’t coffins have wifi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What were stephen hawkings last words ......
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes
Religion crashes them.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
