Technology

Technology Jokes

Misunderstanding

My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

AI

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

AI

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

Anencephaly

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

Pic

I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!

Hamster

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

AI

AI - AI - Rabo several projects:

Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”

Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”

Moment

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

Resolution

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

Red Dot

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

Text

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.