I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
