I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
