Technology jokes
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!