Hardware

Hardware Jokes

Lesbian

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

Programmer

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem.

Computer

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

Computer

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

Orphan

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

PC

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

Ladder

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Cheese

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.

American

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.