Hardware jokes
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.
How many software engineers?
Again, none. It's a hardware problem.
How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?
Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.