Hardware jokes
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Memes
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!