Hardware jokes
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.