Data

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Computer

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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  • Pedophile

    Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

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  • Shampoo

    I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Computer

    The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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  • Sync

    The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

    Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

    Orphan

    I don't get it.

    Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

    Bullshit

    As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

    Death

    Why did Steven Hawking die?

    He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

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  • Bar

    An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

    Log

    This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.

    /{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log

    Thank you, -Connor

    Father

    01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00111111 00100000 01000100 01100001 01110100 01100001 00101110

    Band

    I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.

    Math

    Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

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    Ted Danson

    Whatโ€™s Whitney Houstonโ€™s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

    Whatโ€™s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

    What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I donโ€™t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

    What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeรฑo business!

    What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

    What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

    Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

    Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

    How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

    I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying โ€œOoh, I love how smooth it is.โ€