The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Data Jokes
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" ๐๐๐
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
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I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
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What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Whatโs Whitney Houstonโs favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Whatโs better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I donโt know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeรฑo business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying โOoh, I love how smooth it is.โ