The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Why did Steven hawking die,he ran out of data
The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC
Edit: Never mind it started to sync...
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast, it has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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I started a band called 1023 megabytes - We still haven't gotten a gig.
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What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
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