Data jokes
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00111111 00100000 01000100 01100001 01110100 01100001 00101110
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.