Telebone jokes
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"