Telebone jokes

How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.

How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.

What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.