Technology jokes
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Memes
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.