Technology jokes
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
When you put the highest setting in the vibrator
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(