Technology jokes
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Memes
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.