Technology jokes
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!