Technology jokes

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

Why can’t orphans have a computer?

Because they don’t have a home page.

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.

Why can't an orphan have a website?

... No homepage.

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

Voicemailing.

Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?

He couldn't find the home button.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.