Technology jokes
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Girls be like
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.