Technology jokes
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.