Technology jokes
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Memes
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.