Technology jokes
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
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Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
His name is mark
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?