Technology jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Memes
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.
I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Voicemailing.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.