What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Technology Jokes
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Looks like he never charged up fully.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
