Cyclist jokes

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

I love riding my bike 🚲.

KSI driving ability.

Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?

Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.