Technology jokes
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Pop-up. P
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
So 666-3629, so get it?
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Anybody home? :)
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Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!