Technology jokes
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Anybody home? :)
XEvil 4.0: revolution in automatic CAPTCHA solution.
XEvil.Net
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Memes
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Redmi
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
I love you, my new phone! 📲
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!