Technology jokes
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
He lost Wifi connection...
Memes
Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Microwave.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.