Technology jokes
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Anybody home? :)
XEvil 4.0: revolution in automatic CAPTCHA solution.
XEvil.Net
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
He lost Wifi connection...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!