Technology jokes
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?