Technology jokes

What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

The Virgin Mobile.

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?

Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?

Because when it beeps, it's him!

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error, error, error.

System shutting down.

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.

I love you, my new phone! 📲

Microwave.

Anybody home? :)

XEvil 4.0: revolution in automatic CAPTCHA solution.

XEvil.Net

What does iCloud eat for lunch?

Your documents.

What do you call a dev that is dead?

A deadveloper.

What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?

WhatsApple.

So 666-3629, so get it?

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the WiFi router.