Technology jokes
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
So 666-3629, so get it?
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
He lost Wifi connection...
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
Redmi
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
I love you, my new phone! 📲
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.