Technology jokes
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Fucking Windows updates!
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Psyonix's OCE servers.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."