Technology jokes

My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"

Stephen Hawking answers.

What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.

The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.

Fucking Windows updates!

I heard Microsoft got charged, why?

They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.

So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

Psyonix's OCE servers.

"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."

Why did the computer catch cold?

It left a window open.

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!

My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.