Technology jokes
Fucking Windows updates!
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Memes
His name is mark
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.