Technology jokes

The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.

What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"

Stephen Hawking answers.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.

Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.

I heard Microsoft got charged, why?

They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.

What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha

Fucking Windows updates!

His wife shut off the internet.

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.

So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."

Psyonix's OCE servers.

What kind of tests do rappers always pass?

Sound checks!

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Why did the computer go to bed?

It needed to crash.