Technology jokes
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"