Butt Phone Cross

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. See, when you mix a "butt" and a "phone," you get a "booty call." "Booty call" is slang for when someone calls you up 'cause they wanna, you know, get down. It's like a secret code for adults who can't be bothered with feelings. You probably think phone calls are for ordering pizza.