Technology jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ... so Trump can't tweet it.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.