Technology jokes
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?