Router jokes
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
iran
Putin's Brain:
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...