Pentagon

Pentagon Jokes

Twin Towers

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

Character

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

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  • Penaldo

    I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

    Math Teacher

    There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

    A pentagon!

    (9/11 joke)

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  • Side

    When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

    Pizza

    Why is the Pentagon mad?

    Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.

    Pilot

    The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.