The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
You know why the twin towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable that a pentagon
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
why is the pentagon mad?
Because it didnt get two pizzas but only one plan pizza
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
2001 called,... they hit the pentagon