Pentagon jokes

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?

'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

Why is the Pentagon mad?

Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.