Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected"
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
ayo whos online:')
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
The greatest bond you will ever have, is the one with your conjoined twin.