Connection jokes
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."
Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
There has to be a connection
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Ayo, who's online :')
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.