Connection

Connection Jokes

Wi-Fi

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection.

Grandpa

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

Daddy

"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."

"What was your first impression on him?"

"I told him, she calls me daddy too."

Memes

Loneliness

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Death

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

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  • Chat

    You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.

    Moment

    Quote for the day.

    I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

    "Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

    Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)

    Update

    Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.