Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
are you wifi because I think am finding a connection
What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots
i tried to high five my emo friend but he just left me hanging
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected"
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
Quote for the day
I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.
“Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY”
Also loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen
:)
ayo whos online:')
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
The greatest bond you will ever have, is the one with your conjoined twin.
Question: how bad is german wifi?Answer: it ́s the wurst.
