Connection Jokes



Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection



I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"

Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.



are you wifi because I think am finding a connection



Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection




Why are emo jokes so infamous?

They cut deep.

Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

How many emos like anagrams?


What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?


What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?

They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.

What do you call flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, let them cry in the dark.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.

“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”

Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”

How do you pull an emo from a tree?

Cut the rope.

What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?

They’re both white and flavourless.

What do emo birds call their mouths?


What do you call an obese emo teen?

An edgelard.

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What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

How are cats and emos different from one another?

The cat still has 8 other lives.

Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?

They are playing Fruit Ninja.

What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?

Sonic the Edgy hog.

Why would the emo swallow a clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why are Emos still around?

Because the suffering never ends.

What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?

You encourage them.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

What is the favourite game of an emo?


Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?

So it could cut itself.

A group of friends started an emo salsa band.

They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.

What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?

Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.

Yo mama

Soviet Union

Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.


Frickn hell im such a fat ass -_-

What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots



When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi



why did stephen hawkins die

he lost internet connections


Apple Industries

Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.




Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?



Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi


Im Going to Hell

How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.




How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection



an apple and a emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time who hit the ground first? the apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet


Deeds of Terror

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

"I think I feel a connection."



An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.


Morse codes

What happens when a alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device .-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ...