I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn”
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
“I think I feel a connection.”
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection
Stephen hawking death was because he lost WiFi connection
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn’t go well, because they couldn’t connect.
why did stephen hawkins die
he lost internet connections
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
Stephen hawking lost connection to the WiFi
Why did Steven hawking die, he lost WiFi connection.
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
How did Steven Hawkins die? He lost internet connection
Why did Stephen Hawkins die?
He lost WiFi connection
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died? He lost his wifi connection
He lost Wifi connection…
