Technology jokes
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Electricity.
اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.