Technology jokes
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.