Metal Detector jokes

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.

Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.

Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?

Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.

Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.

What category of music did JFK like?

You could say he was a metalhead.

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.