Stephen Hawking's Hide and Seek

This joke plays on the fact that Stephen Hawking used a wheelchair with metal parts. The humor comes from the unexpected, literal interpretation of a game of hide and seek involving a metal detector.

• Metal Detector
• Stephen Hawking
• Disabled
• Wife
• Marriage
• Game

• Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting? Because when it beeps, it's him!
• Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him? She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
• What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
• How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police? Go to the junkyard.