Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it's unexpected. You see, robots usually follow instructions from smarty-pants humans, not chickens! Chickens can't program anything except maybe how to find a tasty bug. Also, you are looking very aerodynamic today, did you go to the gym?
Anus
Dumb fuck