Megabyte jokes
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Community talk
@matt out of curiosity what is the biggest size of photo able to be uploaded into Memes, comments and as a pfp,. I mean size both pixel size and actual storage space (if storage space comes into play) (If these are all the same mb)