Megabyte jokes
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Community talk
@matt out of curiosity what is the biggest size of photo able to be uploaded into Memes, comments and as a pfp,. I mean size both pixel size and actual storage space (if storage space comes into play) (If these are all the same mb)