Megabyte jokes

Band

I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.

Wordplay

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

Shark

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabytes.

Community

@matt out of curiosity what is the biggest size of photo able to be uploaded into Memes, comments and as a pfp,. I mean size both pixel size and actual storage space (if storage space comes into play) (If these are all the same mb)