Megabyte jokes
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Community talk
@matt out of curiosity what is the biggest size of photo able to be uploaded into Memes, comments and as a pfp,. I mean size both pixel size and actual storage space (if storage space comes into play) (If these are all the same mb)