Megabyte jokes

Band

I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.

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  • Wordplay

    When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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  • Shark

    What does a shark and a computer have in common?

    They both have megabytes.

    Mp5

    Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

    Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

    Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

    Computer

    The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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  • Yo mama

    Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

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  • Mama

    Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

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  • Community

    @matt out of curiosity what is the biggest size of photo able to be uploaded into Memes, comments and as a pfp,. I mean size both pixel size and actual storage space (if storage space comes into play) (If these are all the same mb)