I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
