Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Listen up, buttercup. Back in the day, creeps used candy to lure kids. Now, they use free Wi-Fi. It's about how pedos find new ways to trick kids, see? I bet you needed help with that one, you probably still fall for the Nigerian prince scams.