Stephen Hawking's Coffee Spill Conundrum (Seizure Implication!) How messed up is that?!?

Listen up, dummy. You probably think Stephen Hawking just spills coffee like anyone else. But genius is hard to understand for someone like you, so here's the deal: Hawking used an iPad to communicate because he had a motor neuron disease, so if he's spilling coffee on it, that's, like, messing with his ability to talk and that's basically like having a seizure, which is not funny. Still not getting it?