I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
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What do you call a swimming terrorist, a bathbomb
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
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what’s yellow and can’t swim? a bus full of children..
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
What’s yellow and can’t swim
A school bus full of children
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool. Bean Dip
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
whats yellow and cant swim? my mom on halloween
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of em....
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
