What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive,slipped,and said, "oh shit".
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin
If we can't see air can fish see water?
Jesus could walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim through land
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
titanic. doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dived to save it, he said he always dives for pens.
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
