Sally

Anonymous

Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door

Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student:The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher:She drowned?!

Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Bus

Anonymous

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

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Pool

Anonymous

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. – I gave him a glass of water.

Country

cesar

why does mexico never hold the Olympics? because everyone that can run jump and swim is already out the country

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Orange

A random skeleton

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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Red

Anonymous

a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

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Man

ME

Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can’t swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.

Sally

Sally

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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Bus

😂💀

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

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Bus

Anonymous

what’s the yellow but can’t swim

a bus full of children

Pool

Anonymous

What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool

A bath bomb

Bus

funny phython

whats yellow and cant swim

a school bus full with children

America

Anonymous

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America

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Yellow

Anonymous

Whats yellow and can’t swim A dead goldfish

Jump

Anonymous

Why doesn’t Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

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Jump

Fokurfeelings

Why doesn’t Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

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Orphan

Anonymous

Q:Why can orphans swim A: they have orfins

Jesus

Anonymous

Jesus could walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim through land

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Bus

Anonymous

What’s yellow and can’t swim

A bus full of kids