Canadian Pool Removal Strategy

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

"Please get out of the pool."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you dummy. You really thought there was gonna be some complicated trick? Nah, Canadians are known for being super polite and agreeable. All you gotta do is ask nicely, and they'll do what you want.

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