Wrong Number Prank Gone Wrong

One day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. She picks it up.

"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby?"

Sally says, "No, she's upstairs with Uncle John."

"Uncle John? I don't know an Uncle John."

"No, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy."

"No, I'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family."

"Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally.

"Ummm, no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now."

"Okay daddy!"

*long pause*

"Okay daddy! I did it!"

"Great job Sally! What did she say?"

"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. She's now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."

Then dad replies "Swimming pool? We don't have a... is this 468-1843?"

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained individual. You wrote this, so I know you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. This here's a story about a kid who is asked by her dad to play a prank on her mom (who is with someone else). The dad is trying to catch his wife cheating. The kid, not knowing better, spills the beans on the whole chaotic scene, and then, the dad realizes he dialed the wrong number! It is a big misunderstanding. Get it now, Einstein?

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A Random Person

4 years ago