Tree's Pool Attire

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You see, trees don't usually wear clothes. It's funny because we imagine a tree dressing up for a pool party, and the only thing it puts on is a pair of swimming trunks, like some kinda sap-covered weirdo. Now, you probably thought trees wore bikinis or somethin', huh? You're dumber than a bag of hammers, I swear.