Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What's black and yellow and cant swim?
- A School Bus Full Of Orphans
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup
q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
Yo mama’s so stupid she drowned in the pond because the sign said 'No Swimming'
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming they found water on mars
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
whats yellow and cant swim? my mom on halloween
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of em....
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
My asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
how often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
