for every blonde in the world
Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
Where did Sally go during the summer swimming
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
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What is a monsters favorite pace to swim?
Lake Erie!
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
My asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool
how often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a LIFEGUARD
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing
whats yellow all over and can’t swim
a school busful of children
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
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How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
