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Peeing in the Deep End

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englishcm
4 years ago
  • Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

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    Listen up, genius. So, this dude pees in the pool, right? The lifeguard sees him, blows the whistle super loud, and the dude gets so startled he almost falls into the pee-filled water. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda gross. You should try to keep up, buttercup.

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    • Swimming
    • Lifeguard
    • Day
    • Water
    • Pool
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