A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Jesus could walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim through land
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
Whats yellow and can't swim A dead goldfish
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
titanic. doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dived to save it, he said he always dives for pens.
What's yellow and can't swim
A bus full of kids
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
