Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do you call a Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out man.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.
I like my women like I like my diving pools. Wet and deep.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
question: what did the fish say wen he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
What do you call a swimming terrorist, a bathbomb
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
