Swimwear jokes
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.