Suicide jokes
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
Wait, that's me.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.