Suicide jokes
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
👌neck
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
I'm gonna cut my life off.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Slit your wrists.
Your nan is gay.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
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I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.