What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Suicide Jokes
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.
I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. šš
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Iāve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
Itās a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled āIbuprofenā though, and really, Iām starting to feel a little sick. The bottleās almost empty though, so itās time to get some more!
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Itās OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, itās considered against the law.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Whatās the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
