Suicide jokes
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.