Suicide

Suicide jokes

Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?

Because they are really committed to their cause.

Kurt Cobain

What's red and spins really fast?

Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.

Chinese

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

Emo

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

Dark Humor

I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.

When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?

A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.