Suicide jokes
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.