Suicide jokes
Suicide
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Penis, neck, rope?
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Murder, murder, suicide by police.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
People love you.
Don't die.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
"1v1 me bitch!"
Poop and balls through the walls!
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Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"