Suicide jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Suicide
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Penis, neck, rope?
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Murder, murder, suicide by police.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
People love you.
Don't die.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
"1v1 me bitch!"