Suicide jokes
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."