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what do orphans and spiderman have in common

they both have no way home

whats the differneces between me and elizabeth afton .... her dad always comes back.

whats the differences between a orphan and a apple... an apple has a family tree

when you go to a baseball game and they say heads up and put your head up and the ball hits you in the head.

when you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands. 20 minutes later them slapping you with the belt.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son