Overpopulation jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Earth is full. Go home!

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.