Puns

Anonymous

What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”

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American

Plagiarist

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

Week

AND I OOP

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He’s going through a Mid-life Crisis

Baby

Mikey

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis.

Tree

Luna

What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don’t leaf me when things get bad.

Knife

Anonymous

When knife tells Annoying Orange “I’m trying something new”, Annoying Orange said “Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?” and then Annoying Orange laughs

Marriage

Benny M

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

Trust

Anne Montague, Rosebud

Why did only blonds show up at Saturday’s party during the Corona crisis?

Cause their computers flashed, Virus blocked!