What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”

What did the 9 year old Ethiopian say to his therapist? That he was having mid-life crisis.

Why was the baby in Africa crying? – It was having a mid-life crisis.

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife f...ing sucks.

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