What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He’s going through a Mid-life Crisis

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis.

What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don’t leaf me when things get bad.

When knife tells Annoying Orange “I’m trying something new”, Annoying Orange said “Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?” and then Annoying Orange laughs

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

Why did only blonds show up at Saturday’s party during the Corona crisis?

Cause their computers flashed, Virus blocked!