Multiple Suicide Attempts

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This chucklehead tried to off themself a whopping 15 times and somehow managed to fail each and every time, ending up in the hospital instead. Must be a real winner, huh? Bet they can't even pour water into a glass without missing.

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Well, same happened to me. But only 3 times. Rip.