Stereotype jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Memes
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Like if you're short.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”