Stereotype jokes
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.