Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
