Stereotype jokes
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.