Stereotype jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Memes
I'll see you in court!
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.