Stereotype jokes
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Memes
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.