Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Stereotype Jokes
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
