Stereotype jokes

What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!

What do a stool and an emo have in common?

They both sit still.

What do you call a stoned Mexican?

Baked bean.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"